Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
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It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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