thus making me awesome and them whores
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Just cropdusted the office
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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