butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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