Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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