Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
She announced her abortion via fbk
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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