Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
