TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Even the bartender felt bad for me
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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