How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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