trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Small penises have feelings too.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Randomize
