Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
please come you make the beer taste better
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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