the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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