i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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