we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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