if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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