Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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