she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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