Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
false alarm, still single
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