elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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