The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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