i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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