I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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