Non-Jews are for practice
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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