i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
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Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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