He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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