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  My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.

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• (818): View more from California

  lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.

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• (310): View more from California

  Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything

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• (310): View more from California

  Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?

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• (209): View more from California

  Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?

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• (408): View more from California

  WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

  (479): View more from Arkansas

  MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT

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