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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds

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  How much beer did you get for it?

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  One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?

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• (914): View more from New York

  That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."

  (845): View more from New York

  Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app

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