gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
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i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo