I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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