69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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