Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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