I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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