Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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