check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
