ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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