Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Semen is not good for contacts.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
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It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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