This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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