so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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