I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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