that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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