im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
this hospital has no fireball
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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