If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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