I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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