Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Just high enough for therapy.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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