K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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