But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Someone shit on the floor
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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