Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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