So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
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You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
If I die, sorry about rent.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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