Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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