her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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