he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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