I must be too annoying 4 u.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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