yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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