how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
