i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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