I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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