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(954): View more from Florida

everyone is single if you try hard enough

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college

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(425): View more from Washington

we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can

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(309): View more from Illinois

my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"

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(303): View more from Colorado

So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.

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