obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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