? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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