My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
