She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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