My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
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The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
and you fell through a lawn chair
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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