We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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