Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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