Dual....:-)
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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