he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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